The sticker110mm × 45mm · printed on automotive cast vinyl
The car warning sticker
WARNING: Remove Tight Fitted Clothing
The original viral warning label. The one that started it all.
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Standard $0.99 · Express $2.99
Peels off clean
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For drivers who warn their passengers
The internet's favourite door jamb
Why it works
Three seconds in, they're already laughing
Every car looks the same in the car park.
Instant conversation, zero effort
They clock the sticker, they read it, they laugh, then they ask where you got it. You get the credit without saying a word.
Most joke stickers look like joke stickers.
Looks like it shipped with the car
Printed at the same scale and shape as the real safety labels, then stuck right next to them. At a glance, nobody questions it.
Nobody photographs a boring jamb.
Built to get shared
Sharp print, clean edges and factory styling mean it photographs well, which is exactly why it keeps ending up in group chats.
Fitted in under a minute
Three steps. No tools. No mess.
Clean the jamb
Wipe the painted jamb inside your door with the prep wipe. Ten seconds, no grease, no lifting later.
Peel and place
The air-release backing lets you lift and re-stick until the edges line up with the factory labels.
Reveal it
Close the door, hand over the keys, and watch your passenger read it twice before they say anything.
On a real car
Spotted in the wild, next to the real labels
Every jamb already carries four factory warnings about airbags, tyre pressures and paint codes. Ours slides in beside them and nobody questions it until they read it.
- Sits level with the factory tyre placard
- Edges hold flat on curved jamb panels
- Hazard yellow and red stay punchy in daylight
Built for the road
What you're actually sticking on your car
Automotive cast vinyl
which means you get a decal that behaves like a factory fit, not a bumper sticker curling at the corner.
Factory-matched 110 × 45mm
which means you get a sticker that lines up with the real safety labels and looks like it belongs.
UV-resistant laminate
which means you get hazard yellow that stays hazard yellow instead of fading to beige.
Waterproof and wash-proof
which means you get rain, mud and the servo pressure washer covered, no peeling edges.
Paint-safe adhesive
which means you get a clean peel when you sell the car, with no glue and no ghost outline.
Air-release backing
which means you get lift-and-reposition, so your first attempt looks like your third.
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The 30-day money-back guarantee
Stick it on, road test it, take it to a car meet. If it doesn't get at least one double-take in 30 days, email us and we refund you in full. You don't even have to peel it back off.
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Give your passengers something to read
6 stickers for A$19.95 instead of A$24.95. Fitted in under a minute, insured shipping, and backed for 30 days.